When you need magic of mythic proportions, reach for Wet Unicorn Spit. Ethically extracted from free-range unicorns, this miracle lubricant is sure to save the day. It even tastes like you favorite donut. Sugar-free yet still delicious. Magic! We all need a little help in the bedroom but when you're riding a unicorn, anything is possible! Kosher, since unicorns aren't really considered animals. Water-based, latex friendly, and paraben free. (This product contains no sharp horns. No unicorns were harmed in the making of this product. Keep out of reach of children, fairies, and goblins.)